Purses: the better to kick your ass with
By: Xeni Jardin-
Prada’s for pussies. These handbags double as a convenient tool for
ladies who like to deliver head traumas on the go. Available in white
and black leather, but I’d recommend the black — bloodstains are
tough to remove. Besides, what other purse boutique offers this online disclaimer?
Many states allow you to own suspected items but not carry
them. Suspected items are not to be used as weapons or to cause bodily
harm or damage to personal property in any way. It is YOUR
responsibility to know the law before you order.
Link (Thank you, Violet Blue!)
[Via BoingBoing]
